Are you President Trump, the smartest, most handsome and virile President that ever Presidented?
As background, would you say you’re a stable genius or an anchored genius?
What is three times six divided by two plus five? You have 14 seconds to answer.
Of these three fingers I’m holding up, how many do you see?
As I tap on your knee, can you tell me where I’m tapping?
Are you as aware and keen-sighted as an eagle or an owl?
Do you feel as fit as a fiddle or a 35-year-old decathlete?
Would you say your diet is (a) amazing (b) great (c) terrific or (d) probably the best diet anyone’s ever eaten ever?
On a scale of 1-10, where 1 is “Fantastic” and 10 is “Unbelievably Great,” how is your stool?
Was having Covid not as bad as having the flu or easier than having the flu?
Did you almost die in the hospital?
Would you describe taking Regeneron like drinking an elixir of the Gods or drinking from the fountain of youth and are you now, in fact, immortal?
Do you have stocks in Regeneron Pharmaceuticals and, if so, would you give me some?
Did you cure anyone else at the hospital just by looking at them because you’re now a superhero and, if so, would you be in the Avengers or the Justice League?
Thanks to Covid, what could you lift higher: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Also thanks to Covid, who could you beat faster in arm wrestling: Former President Obama or three Sleepy Joes?
How capable are you to govern this country right now: like two Abraham Lincolns or four Ronald Reagans?
Does Fox News validate parking?